Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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canaan and mallory

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Snarf Nuggets

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Your mom.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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How come grilled cheese?

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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