Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Spell: “This word”

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Donkey lips

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Obama

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