Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Hi what I lug you

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Membean

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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