- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

roses are red, violets are violet.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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