A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Safe sex MR

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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tee hee

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Woman's rights

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Dylan is gay

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Black People.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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