- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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