But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Your mama's so fat.

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shauns beautiful

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Anti Joke

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