The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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a potato flew around my room

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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"33"

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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