What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Membean

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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