- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah right loser!

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

your going to die

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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