Canada AYY

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Davey Peterson.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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