- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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