- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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