- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

There was an american man on the way to work.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

whats long and green? weed

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

This is not a joke.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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