A man walks into a bar

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

a man walked into a bar ouch

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

What's the difference between a duck

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Knock knock Come in

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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