A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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whats long and green? weed

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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This is not a joke.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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