Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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