- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I do last night?work

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

A man walks into a bar

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

a man walked into a bar ouch

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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