- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

what's brown and sticky? a turd.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Penis.

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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