Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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What did I do last night?work

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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