- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Do you believe this will change?

The Pope

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

try slamming a revolving door

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Jews

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