Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Today is May 18 2016.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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