- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Charlotte Bobcats

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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