One below was by me: Walter H

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Andy Carrol

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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