- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Mormons having fun.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Morning wood.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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