Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Your Mother

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Nickelback

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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