What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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thermodynamics?

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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BOTTOM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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