My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Today is May 18 2016.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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