what happens every day? People die

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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whats black? a black man

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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