- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Davey Peterson.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

A man made a sandwich.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Gay's

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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