what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Guess what.. chicken butt

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

Trolololollolololololololololololololol

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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