Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What's the difference between a duck

Knock knock Come in

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

My parents have an open marriage.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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