How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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your mother

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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