Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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