- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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