- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

religion.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

what do you call gingers ugly.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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