What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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