Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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