- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

religion.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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