- Anti Joke

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.