Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Your Mom.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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