Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Knock knock Come in

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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What's the difference between a duck

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Lisa’ house needed to be painted and her brother offered to do it for her. Lisa thought it was a nice gesture and told him that she wanted the house in antique white. However; after painting the house, Lisa noticed that her brother had used a color with a dark yellow tone. ”Are you sure this is Antique white?” she asked him. ”Offcourse!” he said. Afraid of hurting his feelings, Lisa didn’t dare to say anything. Ten years later, the house needed to be painted again. This time Lisa wanted to hire a professional painter, but her brother insisted on doing for her. He brought the paint, which Lisa recognized as the same yellow paint, with a color that Lisa had really begun to hate. ”Brother, are you sure this is antique white?” she asked, forcing a seriousness in her voice. ”Offcourse!” he answered, and Lisa was still too embarressed to object. Her brother didn’t have an easy life and she didn’t want to break his confidence. So the house was painted, same as before. Lisa did however notice a strange light in her brothers eyes. Another ten years passed, and the house needed to be painted a third time. This time however Lisa had had enough. Though it was her brother, she had become increasingly ashamed of her house had even stopped having guests over. With a deep breath she picked up the phone and called up her brother, ready to confront him. A woman answered; it was his wife. She could hardly speak because of her sobbing. Unfortunately Lisa’s brother had been killed in a car accident earlier that day.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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what happens every day? People die

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BOTTOM!!!

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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