What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Penis.

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Canada AYY

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Davey Peterson.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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