Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Penis.

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Canada AYY

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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