What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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