- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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