Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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