- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

josh roberts got the d in geog

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

hahahahaha thats not funny

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Jimmy Saville

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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