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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Anyone??????????/

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Black People.

i lost the game

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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