- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Misner is a twat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock. come in.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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