What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

A man sat on a chair

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

a man is running away

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Justin Bieber.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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