Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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This one sucks!

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i have to pee out my ass.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What's big and white?

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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