Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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