What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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whats up fuch you bitch

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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