Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Psychics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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