How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Im cute hehehee

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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