Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

what's worst than being gay? being black

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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