- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

what's worst than being gay? being black

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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