Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Anti Joke

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