Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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whats 69+2? 71

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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