what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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