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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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