- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

falling didnt make the difference

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

you first

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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