Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Psychics.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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leon harney ya pikey

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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