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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

leon harney ya pikey

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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