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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

A black person walks out of KFC

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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