How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

im a dragon, no im not

Darude- Sandstorm

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

pickle sniffer

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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