1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Butt poop.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

a man said hi.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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