if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Butt poop.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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A white person at Harvard

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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