My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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